Umm…. I’m not really sure what to say about this one.

This guy does a handful of things to coordinate his “perfect proposal”– all of which are just bizarre. First, he dresses like a woman (red flag, sweety!). He gets on one knee and proposes (okay, at least something acceptable) and then gets lit on fire, shot with fireworks and jumps into a baby pool. I’m not even kidding.

And somehow after all of the crazy shenanigans, the girl says “yes.”

I don’t get it. I really don’t get it at all. Sure, the dressing up as an ugly girl could be funny… maybe. Depends on the couple. But if my man lit himself on fire and then nearly obliterated himself with careless firework usage like that– I’d not only take one look at him and say, “Um…no. You can keep the ring.” I’d probably kill him.

Seriously? What if something went wrong? What if after that life-changing unforgettable moment where he popped the question and then proceeded with his death defying “declaration of love,” he blew his head off, or burned his face into an unrecognizable mess or even worse– DIED!

Not only would I be devastated that I lost the love of my life, I’d be PISSED that he went in such a stupid, preventable event. Way to ruin the moment, Romeo by ACCIDENTALLY KILLING YOURSELF BY BEING STUPID.

Luckily for this couple, he lived. But fellas, DO NOT try this at home.