What to do if the girl says “No”

 

Popping the question isn’t always a fool proof plan. There is that teeny tiny chance your lady may say “No” or run away. In those instances, it’s probably good to have a game plan (though we recommend feeling out your potential bride to be to see if she actually wants to be a potential bride to be). Here are some things you can do to ease the pain and not look like a fool if your plans fall through.

1) Pretend it was a joke
If she looks at you in horror and starts shouting, “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!” Then you can take one of two approaches: 1) Make it romantic about how you’ve lost your mind over how much you love her (bleck, Don’t do that. Seriously) or 2) Play it off like it was a joke. It may just save your relationship if you jumped the gun with the question on a girl who isn’t ready.

2) Run the other direction
Chances are, she probably ran away if she said “No.” If you’re familiar with Youtube proposal fails, you’ve probably seen the sad sight of a guy just standing there, dumbfounded, heartbroken, and probably crying. Don’t be that guy who can gets caught on someone’s camera phone. If she ran in one direction and you aren’t in the mood to chase after her, do the next best thing– RUN THE OTHER WAY. Why not? She did. Fight or flight, man. Fight or flight.

3) Pawn the ring
So she said “No.”  We’re sorry. While it may be nice to hold on to the ring for a little while as you try to salvage your future with who you thought was the perfect girl, chances are, it’s time to cut your losses. She didn’t deserve you anyway. Know what does deserve you? That shiny new Harley or every Xbox game you ever wanted. Seriously, sell the ring on Ebay and treat yourself to the male version of chocolate ice cream. I think it’s called “Call of Duty.”

What would you do if your girl said “No?”

Nikki

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